Thoughts During Swim Practice

Man it has been so long since I've been in the water! This feels great!
Glub glub! I'm friggin fish!
No! A shark! I'm a friggin' shark!
Oh yeah. Man, I'm doing so good! I'm the king of the pool!
Oh I just can't wait to be king! Nah nah-nah-nah nah-nah-nah-na!
Everybody look left! Every body look right!
Ah! Oh my god! Lane rope! Adjust! Adjust! OH MY GOD ONCOMING SWIMMERS! TOO FAR TOO FAR!
Ok. I'm alive! Ha! I'm alive! Woot! New rule- no more dancing to the song stuck in my head. I should be fine if I just follow that bit of advice....
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I miss my friends from school. I miss them a lot. I need to see their faces. Really bad I need to see their faces.
Siiiiiiigggggghhhhh~
Oh man. That sucked. That turn just totally sucked. And now I just goofed my pull out. Ewwww... my rhythm is all off. Ok. Ok. I can salvage this 100. Just because the 50 sucked doesn't mean the 100 has to. All I have to do is keep moving and it will work itself out. All I have to do is just keep swimming.
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Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, What do we do? We swim, swim, swim! Oh!
I'm gonna be a mighty king, like no one was before!
I've never seen a king before with quite so little hair
I'm gonna be the mane event, so enemies beware!
Oh I just can't wait to be king! Nah-nah-nah!!!!
Everybody look left!
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(And this pretty much repeats the entire time I'm in the water.... >.>; )