High school swimmers: omg I can't wait for the season to finish
Club swimmers: fuck you

No muggle, my shoulders are not fat, or man shoulders. I made them. In a pool. While you were too busy sleeping, on facebook, or hanging out at the mall with your friends.

Why I cannot wear most blouses. 

I can’t bend my arms becaue of my shoulders.

Oh well.

They’re sexy as hell. <3

This applies to all sports.

This applies to all sports.